Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.
“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
by ThePossesseddoll August 18, 2018

by imnotrandy October 18, 2020

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH
Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS
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