Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022

Bus ride

The ride where your bouncing harder than a hookers titties in the middle of anal

Holy shit were on a bus ride

by PORN6964MOTORBOATTHETIGBIDDIES October 24, 2019

ride with the stride

another way of saying "go with the flow"

He's just seeing where the day takes him, and not acting ignorant (ride with the stride).

by wessozman August 17, 2012

paisley ride

1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.

2-A gang fight

3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier

1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.

2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....

3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier

by Chelsea Blue July 11, 2010

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 16, 2022

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008

riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018