funny pants

A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke

HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!

by Stif Mike December 9, 2008

pee pants

A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.

-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."

-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."

-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"

-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"

by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

Puncture Pants

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).

Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!

by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003

UIUC no pants

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.

umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants

by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011