Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"
**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**
Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."
"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**
Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."
"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

by stackattack January 13, 2011

-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."
-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."
-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"
-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"
-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."
-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"
-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"
by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

by Stif Mike December 9, 2008

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).
by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.
by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011
