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cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.
Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
by Anti-wang January 2, 2013
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ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.
jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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pee pants

A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.
-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."

-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."

-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"

-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"
by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013
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Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.
Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.
by Parker Pants February 16, 2008
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funny pants

A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke
HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!
by Stif Mike December 9, 2008
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Puncture Pants

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).
Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!
by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003
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UIUC no pants

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.
umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants
by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011
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