paige gillam

A ratty little slag that increased global Chlamydia rates by 10% and has a fanny like the channel tunnel

Ugh shes clapped she looked like Paige Gillam

by emmettill May 19, 2018

Paige Yadon

This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.

Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest

Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard

by ErectalScharp January 12, 2013

paige wimmer

Paige wimmer is the most beautiful person inside and out.

Paige wimmer = mighty fine. Dime + nine

by Pinecountyproud June 23, 2016

Paige

Someone really nice.who likes to have intercourse with muddy pigs while then after showering. Will force ugly people to get pretty using botox and surgery as well as occassionally literally punching the ugly off their face

Omg dude shes such a paige with her kinky pig farm and passion for making the ugly prettyb

by Captain fuck n save a hoe September 24, 2021

paige scharf

usually a transvestite, eats a lot of ass, and broccoli. sleeps for years. vape. horse tranquilizer sometimes. kinda cold. (cold emoji)

oh look! it’s paige scharf. oh no, she’s doing horse tranquilizer again🤦🏿 ♀️

by xoxotransvestite August 30, 2022

paige reay

paige reay is a loveable smart faishonable person, loves to be with friends, she is constantly happy and making everyone else happy, she loves to party and go to social gatherings, loves music and she will make a great girlfriend to the right guy!

ohh look over there, she is so fashionable it must be a paige reay

by heeheeaa September 20, 2013

Paige Tapara

An absolute bad bitch. Sets all society’s standards. Absolutely amazing.

Wow you’re amazing, you’re like Paige Tapara

Omg you’re such a Paige Tapara

by Crankdatsouljaboii November 23, 2021