Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

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Matt looney

Matt looney is a Maintenance man currently employed at Evertz technologies. Matt has been with the company since 2005. He is currently going on 120 years of maintenance experience with the facility. Matt loves his job.

Matt also has a boat. A boat that he loves dearly.

Q:Where’s Matt looney?

A: He’s out in his trailer

by Juggernuts The 3rd February 28, 2022

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Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye

I like moist thigh!!! I'm Matt Campbell

by spiceymemes June 16, 2018

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Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen

Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.

by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020

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Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men

hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's

by Chris "king shoey" Johnson October 17, 2008

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