Matt Sgritta

A woman in STEM

Matt Sgritta the woman engineer

by sanfraxec April 25, 2022

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

Matt looney

Matt looney is a Maintenance man currently employed at Evertz technologies. Matt has been with the company since 2005. He is currently going on 120 years of maintenance experience with the facility. Matt loves his job.

Matt also has a boat. A boat that he loves dearly.

Q:Where’s Matt looney?

A: He’s out in his trailer

by Juggernuts The 3rd February 28, 2022

Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen

Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.

by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020

Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men

hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's

by Chris "king shoey" Johnson October 17, 2008

Matt

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.

“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Matt

Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.

“Matt just broke up with me!”
“That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”

by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019