Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.
I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.
by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011
I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese
by Swolman09 December 31, 2017
Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.
"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"
by Trolle March 07, 2008
Lets have eggs and Bacon.
You turn me on, Gil.
Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.
Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.
Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
by Krkič April 23, 2019
by Etteiod December 05, 2015
by richard-edward November 04, 2010
Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 October 21, 2019