Mini no returns!

If someone sees a mini, they hit somebody else and say this.

Ooooh! Mini no returns!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 25, 2025

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

mini nugget

Generally slow and chubby, useless at everything he does, except eat. Has the worst luck ever and has never scored a goal in football. Usually found sitting down and eating. Despite this he is however loved by most, and finds himself at the centre of everything.

How has mini nugget missed again, it was an open goal!

by RastaMerth April 20, 2018

mini-cabbed

When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.

Matt and I got a lift to the airport from Ryan the other day and we absolutely mini-cabbed him!

by craster December 11, 2015

Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024

mini

someone you’d die for. she’s the sweetest.

u just can’t hate her,she’s all that.

boy1: oh that girl is perfect!
boy2: i bet her name is mini.

by just a random girl online November 29, 2020

Mini Daryl

Someone who has Daryl's personality from TWD.

If you match Daryl's personality then you are a Mini Daryl through and through.

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov March 31, 2021