No one likes Michaels. They don't care about whats around them and what it doesn't benefit them they don't listen. They have a tendency to have a small penis and be bad in bed. They are not confident about their body due to the small extension they have between legs. The company durex created the XXXS size for condoms so that Michaels don't have to die virgins. If you see a Michael say hello and punch him in the balls, he won't feel a thing.
by SheWasOnlyXI November 21, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. 
Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness
by Bella Iameo February 17, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a smart and very attractive to women. He is very smooth and nice in bed. He has a micrometer of a small penis.
by SexySlinderMan May 24, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. by bigmikecock October 15, 2019
Get the michaelmug. michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.
by simpPolicelol August 25, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. He’s usually In the bathroom at the biggest party of the year and has a one friend who takes a quantum Nano technology CPU also know as a SQUP and has been called a loser by that said friend YEA JEREMY YOU HEARD ME U DICK
by Muffin chan February 15, 2020
Get the Michaelmug.