Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole December 24, 2007

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb September 02, 2008

ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 08, 2023

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 20, 2020

Logicaled

The act of checking if a word (or sentence) is autological or heterological.

The word 'intrinsic' has been logicaled by a lot of people, and there is no consensus given its paradoxical nature.

by PCubiles May 14, 2021

Lip logic

When one is conscious of the appearance/hygiene of their lips.
They don’t let their lips get dry and chapped. They constantly cleaning, licking and putting Vaseline on their lips.

You lips are always dry, you got no lip logic

by cheemee July 18, 2024

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley July 25, 2015