Leg Boner

When a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.

Guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg boner.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.

by ytryf7 October 30, 2011

O-Legs

When, right after a night of great fucking, you try to walk and your legs feel so wobbly that you feel like you are walking on molded jell-o. Most often comes after a great orgasm.

After fucking this chick for 10 minutes doggy style, I had such a case of O-Legs.

by TheHDIC January 14, 2005

hollow leg

Anyone that can eat and eat and does not seen to gain any weight.

Look at Ralf pack the food away. I think he has a hollow leg.

by arelpee May 23, 2006

frog leg

when you beat a black midget legs in with a really small hammer

tony frog leg me.

by tony ripper July 21, 2009

spaghetti legs

A term used to describe the uncontrollable shaking sensation felt by some women in their legs during or after an extremely pleasing session of love-making.

"Honey, my legs are shaking uncontrollably"
"Its ok babe, you got spaghetti legs"

by TonyGlove October 6, 2007

leg humper

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

by T-JaB February 17, 2003

bicycle legs

Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.

I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.

by scoobiewu April 25, 2009