jo rodgers

He's the one you look for your whole life. Your twin flame your mirror your other half. He's your heart soul and everything in between

After I met Jo Rodgers my life will forever be changed.

by Melissajo October 5, 2020

jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.

Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.

by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022

trader jo

A kid that use to like a football team and now likes a different one.

Also known as Jordan

Trader Jo use to like the cowboys but now likes the raiders.

by Bank of wonkru December 20, 2021

Abbey Jo

She is the cutest, funniest girl you will ever meet. If you get an Abbey Jo in your life, you might as well be the luckiest person alive. Never let go of this amazing girl.

Abbey Jo is the cutest girl I’ve ever seen.

by Soccer 6! November 30, 2021

Do a Jo

Tekan gao your friend when pulling. Surge at will with the most lansi look.

Darrell Do a Jo yesterday, nearly broke us just trying to catch up.

by Jonumber1fan January 1, 2024

Bettye Jo

Fun-loving, musical. Directionally challenged. Frequently falls asleep while walking. Hotter than a bag of flaming hot Cheetos on a humid summer day. She is a huge fan of Choco-brizzle, aka Milk chocolate, aka Shantoneé.

Thank the Lord, Bettye Jo got us lost again with her beautiful flute music!

by SpLovee September 4, 2016

Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.

by anonymous September 20, 2020