Jordan (girl)

She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.

Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)

by Anonymous 777766 March 7, 2017

jordan casanova

a female. one who was once on a television show called "so you think you can dance." she is not yet a quote on quote celeb but she is recognized from time to time making her bootleg famous. only time will tell where her seductive dance moves will take her in the dancing or any other industry ;)

amanda:hey did you watch season 8 of SYTYCD?
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova

by masterpoon November 9, 2012

Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 2, 2009

Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011

Jordan+Kalyn

A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.

look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn

NO WAY i knew i recognized them!

by Ravizzone January 18, 2011

Jordan's Butterfly

A girl that is madly in love with a boy that doesn't really care anymore, even though she's trying to hard to show him that she's changing. The Jordan doesn't understand how delicate the butterfly is as her closest relationships due to years of her acts of stupidity. She is trying to win him back, but failing miserable. She just wants him to understand how much she loves, supports, and wants to be with him, no matter who tries to stop them.

She hopes she can win him back, but as the course of events fall in place. She is soon to die.

Jessica wants to be Jordan's Butterfly, but can never be and is dying.

by punkrebel91 January 11, 2009

bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

by uglyprince October 20, 2015