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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very handsome boy.
Jonathan, Wow you are handsome
-everyone
by Baitrix October 10, 2018
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024
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Jonathan.

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan. made me laugh"

"Jonathan., i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan.
by ghfyb1234 April 24, 2022
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Jonathan

Even though you won't notice Jonathan gets the most girls but he's normally around ugly poeple like Jordan or Jason and he a big dick
Ex:Hey girl does your man have a Jonathan dick
by Natasha Brown April 17, 2017
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Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022
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Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick
Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday
by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021
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