Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

by claymøre August 27, 2018

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

Brad bacon

Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger

Brad bacon, loves Paola

by Selenewuzhere78 December 9, 2018

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018