skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.

Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.

by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015

hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011