by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019
Get the Twister on Tuesday mug.By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
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by Papi esta aqui November 12, 2019
Get the Turn up Tuesday mug.by sardinen September 14, 2021
Get the Dogging Tuesday mug.Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???
iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
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2. The day that saves people from Monday.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.
2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025
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if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
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