Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
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Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 October 21, 2019
Get the Morning Starmug. I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese
by Swolman09 December 31, 2017
Get the Morning cheesemug. A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.
by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007
Get the Morning Goodnessmug. by Etteiod March 12, 2016
Get the morning specialmug. Lets have eggs and Bacon.
You turn me on, Gil.
Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.
Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.
Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
by Krkič April 22, 2019
Get the Good Morningmug. Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.
I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.
by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011
Get the morning lagmug. by richard-edward November 5, 2010
Get the Morning erosionmug.