Internet Hotdog

When you get an unexpected dick pic.

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

by ChloeRep December 27, 2015

fake hotdog

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.

Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog

by scrub says October 5, 2016

maple hotdog

When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.

The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.

by Tragic_Comedian August 27, 2016