It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 08, 2009
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A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 15, 2011
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.
If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!
by Westside T September 17, 2015
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Hookering

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.
by Thesquattingduck July 09, 2014
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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night”
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
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