hippie dick

A happy, greasy, unwashed penis.

I hate when a guy invites me over to Netflix & chill and he has a hippie dick

by Freedom101 May 4, 2019

head hippie

Created in the DMV. Referring to a nomad, a leader. Someone who is not affraid to think outside the box, a man who sees everything as gorgeous, someone who can take another mans girl with no hesitation. Instead of saying head nxgga in charge, we say Head Hippie

As far as Head Hippie, There's no example, the meaning is self explanatory

by Bussibuss June 28, 2015

hippie soup

When at bunch of dirty hippies and/or burners are in a hot tub or heated pool. Usually without proper swim attire.

There were so many hippies in my hot tub last weekend, I had to drain it from all the grease and grime they left behind. That was some legit hippie soup!

by Rivkah February 6, 2018

Hippy Stick

Any joint consisting of at least two papers connected long ways so that the joint is longer not wider

Dude......We used like a whole pack of papers on that hippy stick, man.

by Captian Quapo May 16, 2009

Hippie queer

A smelly homosexual that is always stoned.

person1:*sits down*
person 2:outta my seat hippie queer.

by fugginniggerfaggot March 11, 2017

Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019