barbie hair

BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.

"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Sangria Hair

When a woman's hair, especially the bangs area, becomes messy and wavy after partying hard in a club or bar (like Sangria Bar @ Redondo Beach).

"Man, my hair looks like crap, i must have Sangria Hair!"

by JamieB4 January 1, 2009

hair whips

n : When you have long hair and you flip it in a circle repeatedly.

Coined by: We The Kings

1. In We The King's music video "Stay Young", you can see the band do hair whips.

by Iamastrangerinthenight August 2, 2009

crack hair

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

by cornflakes13 May 14, 2009

poopy hair

Excessively frowsy hair, especially when "poofy".

I'm glad I don't have poopy hair.

by Smitty Werben Man Jensen June 16, 2005

Toast Hair

Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.

Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?

Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.

Can I toast your hair?

Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.

by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011

skunk hair

its where girls who think that they are very very truly drop dead gorgeous, but are really only a little bit pretty, have blonde hair with black or dark brown underneath.

UGH look at her hoe skunk hair. what a hoe.

by FattyMayo July 13, 2009