Sweaty grandma

Its technically a milf but older with sweaty boobs

Hey girl your lookin like a sweaty grandma

by Quadaledinglescum June 10, 2022

grandma

that lady you pushed down the stairs five months ago

mom: hey wheres grandma
you: stop giving me guilt

by guy who hates school February 27, 2020

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013

Grandma's on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

-"oh did I tell you about.. never mind I shouldn't say.."
- "Grandma's on the fence here bro just say it."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole

Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?

by Boooka September 15, 2019

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Djs Grandma

a fat ugly and grandma

did you see Djs grandma walking out of that buffet

by n0t_billy November 22, 2021