speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend

(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.

Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.

by ihmsf October 25, 2009

half girlfriend

has potential to be a full girlfriend

my tammy lou is my half girlfriend for now.

by kc from adams December 19, 2008

Obsessed ex girlfriend

One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".

O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!

by Hannig September 26, 2005

girlfriend

A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.

Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend

Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA

by hold me down baby witness the power December 28, 2005

fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.

I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.

by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007

girlfriends bff

That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you

My girlfriends BFF just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer

by Iron head July 7, 2017

Girlfriend

A best friend you can be VERY gay with.

My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.

by jenelleybean February 1, 2018