Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.

Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!

by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022

The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

2nd guitar

2nd guitar; 2nd; in a five piece band there is usually a 'lead guitar' and a 'rhythm guitar'. in some bands the rhythm guitar player is so good he plays many leads or harmonies, he is the '2nd guitar' because he does not simply provide chords for the lead.

protest the hero fan 1: Luke is definitely the lead and Tim is the rhythm.
PTH fan 2: no way dude Tim is good enough to be a lead himself, he's more of a '2nd guitar' player

by pthkicksass March 13, 2012

penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 14, 2013

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.

Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.

by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016

O Guiv

O Guiv - A type of gun or other projectile weapon used by the Tic-Tok generation to mug or steal from normal people.

*Press, twist, pull* Give me your money, i have O Guiv

by Trollyboy April 30, 2019