futrue

the future but for ugly people

sean mever futrue

by popohobo February 8, 2024

futulehtoogan

A insult used by many Jittleyangs, meaning idiotic or retarded.

That guy is a Futulehtoogan.

He will never be as great as us Jittleyangs!

by Rufusthedufus April 29, 2024

futuristical

a word to define something that looks like it came from the future

wow this vape is really futuristical it has a screen to tell me what battery its on.

by beChi_ May 4, 2024

Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024

Futuriebant

A person who believes the future is the superior time, and is trying to go to the future in any way. These people do not care about the past, and little about the present.

John must be a futuriebant, he's so obsessed with trying to travel into the future!

by B00man February 4, 2026

futurability

The degree/level to which a unified system of thought is expected to retain legitimacy, authority, and usefulness under future scrutiny, future evidence, and future societal conditions. Futurability can be logically assessed in the present.

Person 1: How much futurability does religion even have?
Person 2: Bro, it's going to zero.

by sylvieplaths March 7, 2026

Futurnertia

The sinking feeling of being painfully aware that you’re not moving toward your future, yet feeling too overwhelmed, unmotivated, or lost to take a step forward.

"He sat in silence, drowning in futurnertia—watching the days pass like clouds he couldn’t catch."

by PixelMooshak May 11, 2025