Dirty Fish Hook

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.

Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.

by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Fish Whisperer

A proficiant fisher, who knows not only how to catch all types of fish, but also know what they are thinking and can teach others to do the same.

George is such a fish whisperer, he can teach you how to catch whatever fish you would like to target.

by Felekides January 27, 2009

tickle the fish

To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.

"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"

by Underground Boy March 4, 2008

Stupid Fish

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.

Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish

by Chuter November 24, 2009

Russian Fish Slap

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

by jbird1 July 30, 2011

Summon Bigger Fish

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

by ceejay33 January 11, 2012

Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014