verb
1. to spend a ridiculous amount of time (normally when procrastinating, bored, or both)on the website Facebook
2. to look up persons whom you are not related or affiliated with and/or have no intention of being friends with in real life because of some amount of potential weirdness, hotness, lameness or other limiting factor
1. to spend a ridiculous amount of time (normally when procrastinating, bored, or both)on the website Facebook
2. to look up persons whom you are not related or affiliated with and/or have no intention of being friends with in real life because of some amount of potential weirdness, hotness, lameness or other limiting factor
"Susan spent 2 hours facebook creeping the super fly guy from her biology class, looking at his pictures, comments, wall, news feed, and that of everyone he is friends with."
by Amandalie December 03, 2007
After two people meet, the first person to add the other person as a friend on Facebook has lost the facebook faceoff.
by Ryan Patrick April 01, 2007
See drunk dial, but refers primarily to using facebook.com or other social networking sites (like myspace.com) to send your inebriated and often absurd messages. Generally only used if drunk dialing is not an option (i.e., the person you are drunk facebooking would not willingly give you their cell phone number).
Jane: So I went home with this guy after I met him at a party right? But then the next morning he wouldn't give me his number even though I was soooo in love with him. So like that night I got wasted with my friends and drunk facebooked him!
John: You're a crazy bitch.
John: You're a crazy bitch.
by van tine July 11, 2006
When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.
Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009
by BlkMusicMan317 January 05, 2011
When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".
Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.
Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?
Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?
Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
by RuCrRy November 23, 2010
1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
by YFinn May 12, 2014