fiat

Failure.In.Automobile.Technology

the worst fucking types of cars on this earth, donkeys and camels are worth more then these cars

"Yo i traded in my Fiat Uno for a donkey named Muhammad"

by NO2 May 8, 2005

first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.

First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!

by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013

first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child

Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin

by Slay sway December 26, 2016

Safety First

A reminder to engage in safe sex. Usually used when the people in question aren't actually planning on having sex, but the speaker is implying that they will be having sex.

Person A is leaving the party with person B, a platonic friend.

Person C: Safety first!

by luxi4r February 24, 2017

“America First” Math

When the US is toying with the idea of imposing exorbitant tariffs on foreign publishers, which would make it hard for them to ship their wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles to American homeschoolers, students, and teachers.

A number of hardcore Trumpublicans want their senators to push for an “America First” math bill to protect local authors from being outwitted by their foreign counterparts, whose titles cost a fraction of most dear inch-deep-mile-wide US math textbooks.

by MathPlus July 11, 2021

my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

by Hammond_Cheese May 30, 2018

from first to last

From First to Last is a post-hardcore band. The current lineup is Sonny Moore (Vocals/ Some Guitar), Matt Good (Guitar/Vocals), Travis Richter (Guitar/Vocals), and Derek Bloom (Drums). Their credits include their first full-length: "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Bodycount," which is a satire exaggerating the popular emo-heartbreak trend. Their second full-length released in March 2006 was aptly titled "Heroine," referring to Sonny's thoughts and feelings whilst recently learning that he was adopted. "Heroine" is heavier and more serious than "Dear Diary..," but their growth factor is very evident. Sonny has not always been the lead vocalist; he joined the band after the music for "Dear Diary..." was recorded. For those that care, he has been legal now for four months (since January).

Take it from someone who has seen From First to Last live, they are amazing and very intense!

by Shellie1985 May 26, 2006