Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

holler donkey

A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.

"You're such a holler donkey!"
"Try to actually do your work today, holler donkey."

by Mr. Jester December 2, 2016

donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.

yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit

by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

Donkey doo

A this ass girl

She do have a donkey doo tho

by Look at your nose ting October 19, 2020

Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.

That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.

by CapnCole May 13, 2019