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holler donkey

A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.
"You're such a holler donkey!"
"Try to actually do your work today, holler donkey."
by Mr. Jester December 2, 2016
mugGet the holler donkeymug.

donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.
yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit
by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016
mugGet the donkey cartelmug.

woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
mugGet the woof donkeymug.

Donkey Ford’s

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet
Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage
by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022
mugGet the Donkey Ford’smug.

donkey naai

A donkey naai is when you use your buddy's cigarette to light your cigarette
I don't have a lighter with me , pass your smoke do I can donkey naai
by Dannysbitch February 27, 2022
mugGet the donkey naaimug.

Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
mugGet the Donkey Whisperermug.

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