Spin dictatorship

Skibidi toilet w Kai cent twich stream at 3am grimace shake in Ohio!

Ur so spin dictatorship

by Fgf December 10, 2023

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

Gazorpazorp Dictatorship

And then the liberals are just THAT.

Hym "Not to mention the incest cult trying to coopt everything. I bet you 1 million billion dollars the Indians didn't didn't ever say anything pictures stealing their souls. It was the incest freaks. They stole the souls. That's what they do. They steal your very essence and the next thing you know they are ✌️✊️✌️married✌️✊️✌️ to your women. But no. The liberals are just gazorpazorp dictatorship."

Gazorpazorp Dictator "Well I'm just too fucking stupid then and I just have to keep doing it 🤷 ♀️ I'm just too fucking stupid! 🤷 ♀️ Oops! Something-something non-sequitur! I'm just too stupid! 🤷 ♀️ I'm just too stupid! I don't know what to do cus I'm too stupid! 🤷 ♀️ I guess I'm just too fucking stupid right!? I'm a stupid bitch so 🤷 ♀️"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.

Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)

by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025

Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.

Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.

by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.

Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!

by stern633 July 9, 2025

social distancing car

A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.

Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025