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digital obesity

Information hoarders with a ferocious appetite for data.
Digital obesity can be used to describe people with full ipod's, mobile phones, digital camera's etc who refuse to delete old or unwanted data in case they need it in the future. The same people can often be found trying to fill 400GB Hard Drives with junk, just because the space is "there". Also relates to software packages that are needlessly large and over complex.
by Ben Crawford1 July 28, 2007
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Dibits

1. The full name for the word dibs. Dibs as in when used in the sentence, "I call dibs on riding shotgun".

2. A replacement word for the word "word".
1. I call dibits on riding shotgun!

2. Person 1: Yo man that party was intense!
Person 2: Dibits man, dibits.
by dgbfqefnt June 19, 2010
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digitary sex

Manual stimulation of the genitals, by another person. Also known as handjob, fingering.
"Oh my God, Mary, did you hear about Liz having digitary sex on the washing machine at the party last night?"
"Yeah, I heard that boyfriend of hers is good with his hands"
by Regina Phalanges October 2, 2007
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digitalicious

The debut album of the fast-fusion, electro-hipnotik a capella group, "01000100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 01110011 00100001 00110001 00110001 00110001," otherwise known as "Death to the Heathens!111".

The critically acclaimed tracks were produced by the producer triumvirate, Aditya YP aka "Addie the Laddie", Chetan-tan-tan (Calvin Klein underwear model Spring 2007; 120% man), and Vikram "Ain't no mountain high enough" Polonoskavich-Nguyen.

The new album, widely recognized as a "the new Napoleon of music--it smothers Europe in the morose hotness of its small stature" and "the anthem of rebellious androids everywhere" will be available this coming spring as the "distillation of machine sex in a neat, compact compilation--size doesn't always matter--with a hint of orange vanilla twist for ultra-sexy citrus flavor." Indeed, music critics everywhere are exclaiming, "I left my spouse(s) for digitalicious!"

Anticipate. If robots could cut themselves, this is how they would sound.

"Digitalicious" may also contain legumes or carbon monoxide, or very very hot/sexy/bangin'. Like in the club. That's how bangin'. Thirteen out of ten clubgoers say digitalicious was so electronically sexy that all their computers overheated when within a fifty-foot radius of the album. Some women claim they got pregnant just by listening to digitalicious.
"Hey, man, check out that girl, she's DIGITALICIOUS, like that similarly named album by the group, '01000100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 01110011 00100001 00110001 00110001 00110001'."

"What, man? Do you mean she's filled with carbon monoxide or composed of legumes, like the incredibly similarly named album by the group, '01000100 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100101 01100001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 01110011 00100001 00110001 00110001 00110001'?"

"Yes. Yes to all of that. Spontaneous angst party!"
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double digit

a dick, usually black, longer than nine inches
dig me deep with dat double digit dick.
by cumho January 25, 2008
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digitally remastered

Digitally Remastered, verb, past tense; having brought a woman to orgasm with only your fingers.
Mona laid in a puddle of glisten after having been digitally remastered by Rock.
by Immodest April 30, 2006
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digital

A logical, stoic person as opposed to an analog person, one who is emotional
You're too digital, can't you empathize with me?
by Steve Novotni November 24, 2003
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