life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Geometry Dashing

When a player is going with the flow (not crashing) in a Geometry Dash level in the popular game "Geometry Dash" by RobTop Games.

I kick my friends, Geometry Dashing, my house is crashing

I was Geometry Dashing!

by Dex_B November 12, 2023

Smash and Dash

You have sex with a hoe then fucking run away from her after it

"yo man, i just smash and dashed a hoe."

by BigPapaKermi December 4, 2017

Geometry Dash

The game that never updates in 7 years is finally updated

idk: yo remember geometry dash?
bro: yeah?

idk: check steam
bro: what? why?
idk: check steam
bro: okay...
bro: wait.. wait wait wait... GEOMETRY DASH IS UPDATED?
idk: yuh uh

by mug_justMug March 22, 2024

dash spider

A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.

little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111

by yourmomHAHAHAHHA January 26, 2024

shagged and dashed

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.

michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!

by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022

100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry May 17, 2018