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donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.
Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!
by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
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cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.
Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!
by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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Biblical Donkey

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!
by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019
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Donkey circus

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.
by McFibbleSquirts July 8, 2021
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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donkey plunder

Donkey Plunder: The act of stealing an ass. A crude term referencing anal rape. The slang terms generates from DONKEY also known as an ASS & PLUNDER as know as stealing.
Leonard the molester learned the how it felt to be on the other end of a donkey plunder when serving time in state prison.
by Anal Knievel September 11, 2013
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