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Sandbox coffin

When someone tries to imitate "Gaara" from the Anime series "Naruto" by surrounding themselves in sand in a sandbox and killing themselves.
Codey "Code Red" Porter is was the name of a 10-year-old boy and amateur magician from the state of Washington. It is claimed in the media that the nickname was derived from his name (Codey) and the color of his hair (GINGAH). In fact, it was simply what his parents and close friends would scream whenever he picked up anything sharper than a wooden spoon.

In March of 2008, Codey attempted the dangerous "Sandbox Coffin", an act he saw on the shitty ninja anime Naruto. Porter accomplished the feat, but died soon after in a tragic hilarious turn of events. Naturally, Anonymous leapt to the scene with cruel jokes, lulzy shoops, and fake MySpace accounts. Thus, the death of this class-A Narutard brought much joy to the internet, and Codey Porter is now known as the s& hero.

"this example was founded on http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Codey_Porter"
by eatmahbull February 18, 2009
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coffee shop

When skiing, a coffee shop is when any number of people stop in the middle (ie, NOT on the edges) of a course.
I came around the turn and there was a coffee shop in the middle of the trail!
by ookami80 February 22, 2009
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coffin

when one farts whilst in the shower stall, closet or some small box like structure trapping the smell inside.
Jeremy laughed when he realized he coffined himself again.
by arthur hawthorne January 6, 2011
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Lowfat Coffee Icecream

Marijuana, used to reference the drug without actually saying the name. The term is very useful when talking with friends, near parents.
you can say this, in front of your mom, "Ah man you guys, that lowfat coffee icecream was sooo strong, I think I'm still fucked up from that "sugar" high!"
and this..."This is some goood lowfat coffee icecream, it might as well be a brick of THC!
by Marny Walker November 30, 2005
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cream in your coffee

Do you take "cream in your coffee"?
by Poop Stain 90210 May 3, 2007
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coffee facial

The inadvertant blast of coffee that shoots from your cup when you lower it too quickly after taking a sip.
"I just got blasted with a coffee facial."
by -=Bugg August 15, 2007
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coffee

the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.
man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"
by joker515 January 11, 2009
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