Clam Bake

The occurrence of a social situation, in which females greatly outnumber or completely out number the male population. For instance like a party, wine and cheese party, baby shower, Tupperware party, or other social interaction in which females are numbered in majority.

The opposite of a sausage fest. "Wow this wine tasting is such a Clam Bake"

by wildhorsefh November 5, 2009

clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Albino Clam

When the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates onto the female's pubic hair and then uses his penis to distribute the semen evenly.

"Dude, she didn't shave so I had to Albino Clam her so she knew better than to let that shit grow."

by J-Stan April 4, 2009

Clam

The name of radical social-politics organisation also known as College lesbians against monster corporations

My girlfriend dosen't give me to fuck her twat 'cause she's the leader of CLAM in our town.

by free-fca January 1, 2009

clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

by has every synonym for nameless been taken? September 19, 2008

calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

by french chocolate. August 1, 2009

Road Clam

Fellatio on a female while she is driving.

If you want a ride to work, I better be getting some road clam on the way.

by Jamaica and Edmundo September 14, 2011