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chexter

Someone who drunk texts unwanted creepy advances.
Bob is such a chexter! He chexted me at 2am, "What's your sign, guurrl?"
by werdgurl December 24, 2009
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Chatergasm

The act of adding on Ohh, Ahhs, II's, Oh's, Eehs, ughs and Ohs in an ongoing sequence, adding words as you go. When reading the conversation aloud, it may sound similar to an orgasm. It us usually unintended, but fun to point out.
Molly: Oh
Jason: Oh
Molly: Ah Oh?
Jason:Ah Oh Eh?
Molly: Ah Oh Eh II?
Jason: Ah Oh Eh II OOh!
Molly: Damn it, I have to be quiet.
Jason: I think we just had a Chatergasm
by Priz91 April 4, 2010
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Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people
Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
by randomuser123 December 18, 2012
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chestermagic

Chestermagic is the unique ability held by individuals to connect with just about anyone in a very compressed period of time. Chestermagic is employed generally in challenging situations where two or more individuals must work through their differences to achieve an outcome.

Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.
"That person can be a challenge, all I need is a little Chestermagic to get things on the right track."

"Chestermagic has never failed me."

"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."

Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.
by bpct October 30, 2013
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chester o' brien

he is a man who lives in county Kerry in Ireland and has a wife who he beats and forces her to birth more of his demon seed. One time he got so drunk he fucked her down the stairs and she slid like a penguin.
no more Chester O' Brien it hurts my gowl
by Uchiha Kole October 30, 2014
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chester cleanup

(noun) The act of thoroughly cleaning out the anus of an elderly man by using one's tongue.
"yo did you hear Tom's grandpa offered someone $100 to give him the old chester cleanup?"
"that's nasty man, but I'd probably agree to that tbh"
by GokuSlayr92 August 23, 2015
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Chester Bennington

Someone seeing a hot guy : Omg he's so hot, he must be somehow related to Chester Bennington
by Chazenderina March 23, 2017
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