p card

the players card

i have the players card

by Joker March 10, 2003

House of Cards

a sexual position in which the male is leaning at an angle with the back of his shoulders against a wall, supporting the female in the eki ben position. The House of Cards is named as such for its obvi

"his back was against the wall. He lifted me up and we started to make love. Unfortunately, he had neglected to take his socks off, and the carpet was nylon. It felt like were were a House of Cards and one wrong move could topple us over."

by RadioNutz March 18, 2009

Punk Card

(noun). An imaginary "membership" card to the punk subculture. Punk cards are often referred to by others than the "holder" of said "card,' for presentation and review. Also used to reflect "punk points" - merits and demerits reflecting the actions of the holder, based on others' scrutiny.

Person 1: "I really think capitalism is super cool"

Person 2: "Alright, let's see your punk card - yep that's minus 2 points"

by ryanfromdeland January 3, 2011

cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

by jwax December 28, 2007

v card

Someone who has a virgin card. They're a virgin..

I have a v card. Doesn't that suck? I'm a virgin!

by mannequin_xx May 13, 2005

Race Card

The accusation that an ethnic minority made unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist. Commonly used by white people to brush off racism.

Jim keeps making us feel bad by playing the race card .

by volley-555 September 19, 2019

J Card

A figurative card given from a Jewish person to a non-Jewish person allowing them to make Holocaust jokes.

"Man he roasted you like your ancestors."
"You can't say that, you don't have a J Card."

by xSTRAY_SAVAGEx November 16, 2017