by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009
Get the Nature Bowlingmug. The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.
Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.
by Specialguwy May 12, 2015
Get the Hover bowlingmug. A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
by BlackboyT December 8, 2010
Get the Virgin Bowlmug. like a silly bowl, but with 3 layers: weed, dmt, more weed, dmt, more weed, and a last layer of dmt on the top
by the node April 13, 2010
Get the crazy bowlmug. A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"
commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!
may cause fight, or loss of friends...
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"
commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!
may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 23, 2011
Get the Junk Bowlingmug. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.
by IEatTheSky May 18, 2010
Get the Bowling eightsmug. when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
by bobbbbby January 11, 2008
Get the justified bowlmug.