Bandito

Mooch, steal.

"Hey, who the hell banditoed my hoagie?!?"

by Mighty J January 27, 2004

meat bandit

A dude who covets meat so much, that he is willing to steal it for his own pleasures.

Josh is such a meat bandit, when poor Antonio was sleeping he tryed to steal Antonios meat.

by Rob aka Rob Banks September 10, 2006

Hickey Bandit

A vengeful person, usually female, who seeks revenge on unsuspecting lovers by creeping up on them when they're not coherent usually due to excessive alcohol consumption and leaves massive hickeys all over their neck. Afterwards, the Hickey Bandit leaves quietly while snickering.

Louie: Aw man, that bitch left hickeys all over me then left. I wonder why. She's never done that before.

David: You must've pissed her off, sounds like a Hickey Bandit.

by Bitterbreeze July 15, 2011

buttslamming bootie bandit

big time pillow biter

He bent him over a fence like a butt slamming bottie bandit

by Clit Liquid May 9, 2005

tracksuit bandit

dale, the world's favourite lotto wearing soccer coach.

Dale is the tracksuit bandit

by dale's friend April 27, 2004

back door bandit

Male of homosexual persusaion who sleeps with other mens partners.

Hayden is a back door bandit, he's been busy getting it all over town.

by ShotAl September 26, 2005

Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

by Herpderpington July 10, 2010