We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
by rose_strange October 12, 2021
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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Bald Pussy

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.
Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.
by Emmawatsonspussy August 02, 2024
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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023
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Bald spot

That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.
Saw a guy at the store with a bald spot, it reminded me of Sterling on a Friday night!
by Bigdaddy81 December 21, 2017
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bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
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Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
by naicha December 23, 2020
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