Brandon

A fucking Jew

Gas Brandon

by Not a Kevin March 8, 2020

Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.

Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.

by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020

Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.

Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.

by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016

Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.

Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.

by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018

Brandon

Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey

At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped

by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019

Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk

Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon

by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017

brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.

random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...

by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021