McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.

Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.

After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.

by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009

piss bowl

when a group of boys stand around a bowl and piss into it, the first person to stop pissing has to drink the whole bowl

ah, sammy stopped pissing first, he has to drink from the piss bowl

by perrrrryyyyy October 20, 2020

Bowl-Stroll

Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.

"Dude you look pissed."

"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."

"that sucks dude."

"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"

by M Jamo July 30, 2009

Virgin Bowl

A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.

I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!

Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!

That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.

by BlackboyT December 8, 2010

crazy bowl

like a silly bowl, but with 3 layers: weed, dmt, more weed, dmt, more weed, and a last layer of dmt on the top

lets be adventurous tonight and smoke a crazy bowl!

by the node April 13, 2010

justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.

Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????

by bobbbbby January 11, 2008