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McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.
Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021
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Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.
“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”
by Killchina April 6, 2022
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bowl man

a living bowl. he came to life because crack tempted him. he loves all cereal and hates birds.
wow. bowl man is here
by squirrelboyiscool October 19, 2021
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Sugar Bowl

Noun: A public place where older men (sugar daddies) go to "hook up" with much younger women (sugar babies) and vice versa.
The food's great, but the place is a total Sugar Bowl. We might want to take Grandma somewhere else for her birthday dinner.
by BD Horndawg February 25, 2022
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Bowl of Jello

When you cum in a girls bellybutton or navel.
She wouldn’t let me cum in her, so I gave her a bowl of jello instead.
by Jellogirl88 August 14, 2021
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justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
by bobbbbby January 11, 2008
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Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
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