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sock-block

v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.
ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!
by countrygal12 July 8, 2009
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Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold
They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!
by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019
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Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.
paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)
by ObeyZod September 15, 2005
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brock blocking

Any point in the series pokemon where brock is dragged or pulled away from flirting with a girl
brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!

misty: not today loverboy

brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3

pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)

ash:you said it pikachu
by alphapedestrian October 23, 2011
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Cocks Block

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.
Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.
by AshDusky February 20, 2011
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ice blocking

Riding down a huge hill, grass preferably, on a large block of ice.
Ice blocking last night at Gabriel Park was so much fun, except my bum hurts this morning from all those crashes.
by April July 9, 2004
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Bukkake Block

When one girl proceeds to cock block multiple guys at the same time.
Cher (at live concert): How many women out here ever been hurt by their man?

women: (all cheers)

men: all cock blocked by one bitch, whence a bukkake block.
by brian pm March 27, 2008
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