Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Pedal bike master

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.

Did y'all go watch the pedal bike master ride a wheelie for over a mile.

by Blessedmess July 2, 2023

Scroggy on a bike

When someone is trash at riding dirt bikes(usually stolen) , slang originated from bradford.

Harvey is Scroggy on a bike

by harris110000 July 12, 2023

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023

Bike

If you know some kids in you neighborhood you need a bike.it’s just like the law. GET A BIKE

Friend: hey after school let’s ride our bikes

Kid with no bike: I have no bike

Friend: loser

by Im_chaos December 1, 2021

Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.

They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.

by Gd30 October 17, 2019

Vauxhall bike lock

When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.

‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

‘Ha ha - unlucky man!’

by SketKween November 17, 2021