Alyssa

The kinda girl that loves blood and would do anything to rip ur stomac out

Alyssa. Loves blood

by Wiwiwjansnwmwksks March 23, 2017

Alyssa

A girl that is always mad or sad. Always trying to fight someone. Always having beef with everyone. Sleeps through every class.

Alyssa is always asleep.

by Urfavwhitebitch July 3, 2017

Alyssa

A three-legged, retarded, baby hippo who says awkward things at inappropriate times.

Oh Alyssa, you and your pootenanny and shennanigans

by pootennannyier November 28, 2010

Allyson

A girl who you may find crushing on you, but only if you are also of the female gender. She has lesbian tendinces, and wishes she could see you in the bareness of woman.

That girl is tottally going allyson on you right now, can't you see the way she's staring at your boobs?

by youlovetohateme1234 June 20, 2011

Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

Alyssa

Actual Spawn of satan. Generally abusive in most ways. Often seductive an rude. Into BDSM. Will try to convert you to her ass eating ways

Stay away from her, she's an Alyssa

by Haroldthellama December 16, 2017

Alysh

A huge fat skanky hoe. She is the ultimate ugly bitch. On top of that you could also land airforce one on her forehead its so big.

Ex 1:
A:Holy shit were at the airport?

B: No...i think this is a person!?

A: Oh we must be near an Alysh.

Ex 2:
A:Wow look at that FAT UGLY BITCH!?

B:Oh thats Alysh!?

by AlyshBitchyHater September 26, 2010