hocking ham

to participate in self gratification

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.

by Montus August 31, 2007

Ham Pan

The bed that is subject to an interacial gangbang.

Wow, those Mexicans really lit up that ham pan!

by nitrosoftradio October 07, 2010

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 November 25, 2015

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 05, 2019

Smoked Ham

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 19, 2011

Ham Knuckle

Fisting a girl with large vagina lips (roast beef curtains aka RBC's)

Brian ham knuckled that girls in Brugges last night.

by Sneepers March 26, 2011