Alonique

A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind and now's the Lord is in her side plus has some of the show biz talent and ended with a lousy ex

She has that Alonique spirit in her

by Thefriendlyneighborhoodwhitegu April 9, 2019

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Alonso Horros Duran

Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.

Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!

by Data.proves.it December 23, 2019

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Alonta

He is super nice,smart and an awesome friend he loves to agow off his talent and hes low key mean but he really cares for his friend.and will marry someone name mylah,mylah if you're out there you are lucky to have alonta

Alonta is gang

by Angelaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2020

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Alonavirus

The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.

Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.

Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.

by nolandc February 22, 2020

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