Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

chloe sexual

chloe sexual is where you atracted to a trangeder or femal named chloe

oh yeah im chloe sexual" said aleisha " whats that" said mia "its were you are atrracted too someone named chloe

by kujhtredfghjyurerwad January 31, 2021

try-sexual

Person who will try anything
Can be used for both genders

From Cheech and Chong's Movie The Corsican Brothers

Try-sexual guy : You gonna eat all of that apple

Try-sexual girl : Anybody got a ruler

(Examples not from movie)

by AIZ February 23, 2008

Bye-Sexual

When a guy (or girl) wants to get sexual with someone, and that person says: BYE

I think I’m bye-sexual, every time I try to get sexual with my girlfriend, she says: bye.

by Trash Kween December 18, 2017

Sexual Equality

It doesn't exist!

Hey Billy did you hear of Sexual Equality?
HAHAHA that was a good one Jack!

by Samo_Jal June 22, 2016

Sexual Preposition

Any preposition that can be viewed as a sexual act; i.e. any preposition in the human language.

JOB INTERVIEW

Boss: "Please refrain from making sexual propositions toward fellow coworkers.'"

Prospective Employee: "What about sexual prepositions?"

Boss: "What??"

Prospective Employee: "Over... Under.... Around... Behind.... And between."

by Afro Burkal8tion March 4, 2010